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The holiday season brings tons of cheer and fun — along with its fair share of stress (think: baking dozens of Christmas cookies, transforming your house into a winter wonderland, finding gifts for everyone on your list and mailing your Christmas cards in time). But when you need to get into the holly, jolly spirit, take a look at these Christmas jokes for a good chuckle. While you can always keep the laughs to yourself, you might as well share them with the people you love most because it's the season of giving, after all: Pick a few corny jokes to include in your family’s holiday cards (laughter is the way to the heart) or save some to use as icebreakers for your in-person gathering on December 25.
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All of these jokes are appropriate enough for kids and adults, guaranteeing solid belly laughs all around. Find everything from hilarious puns to knock-knock jokes, all of which celebrate the best parts of the season: Santa Claus, reindeer, gingerbread men and other festive favorites. And if you're looking for even more ways to spread holiday cheer, be sure to check out our best Christmas games and family-friendly crafts!
Punny Christmas Jokes
Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much? She sleighs.
What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.
What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle? It must have reindeer.
What does Rudolph want for Christmas? A Pony sleigh station.
What is Santa's dogs name? Santa Paws!
Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!
What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you can’t beat it!
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.
What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
What do grapes sing at Christmas? 'Tis the season to be jelly.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!